Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) lyrics

Verse 1
He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

Chorus
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Verse 2
When you turn on your TV,
make sure it's tuned to channel three.
He's got a nerdy shirt and a pocket pouch,
although I've never seen him write anything down.
He's got a Power Glove and a filthy mouth,
armed with his Zapper he will tear these games down

Chorus
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd

Bridge
He plays the worst games of all time.
Horrible abominations of mankind.
They make him so mad he could spit,
or say Cowabunga, cowa-fuckin'-piece'a dog shit...

Verse 3
They rip you off and don't care one bit,
but this nerd he doesn't forget it.
Why can't a turtle swim? Why can't I land the plane?
They got a quick buck for this shit-load of fuck.
The characters names are wrong. Why's the password so long?
Why don't the weapons do anything?

Chorus
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
The games suck so bad, he makes up his own words.
He's the angriest most pissed off gaming nerd.
He's the Angry....
Atari
Amiga
CDI
Colecovision
Intellivision
Sega
Neo Geo
Turbo Grafix 16
Odyssey
3DO
Commodore
Nintendo Nerd
He's The Angry Video Game Nerd